Sound the alarms, you’re about to feel uncomfortably underwhelmed!!!
HOUSE OF FUNK is back with force bringing you a collection of the worlds worst DJs and some absolute toss pots from Pub Watch who we thought we’d just let them mix and MC badly over every song.
Guaranteed disappointment for the whole family…..Guaranteed
A combination of the finest Persian rugs and grittiest sandpaper will be delicately gaffe taped to every possible square foot of the pub to give you that real underwater feel, and we’ve gone ahead and sharpened a few corners of the furniture too just to keep it old skool.There’ll be three minutes silence in the middle of the night for the rabbit we just crucified.. but most of all so your nan can showcase her breakdancing skillz!
We are reeeally treating you for sound quality this time so you better be thankful you get this kind of audio porn in a little town!. We’ve got a blown car speaker strapped it to a Nokia 3310’s and chucked em both in a Pringles tin to really amplify the shit out of things. Prepare to be blown and flabbing all over the place just like the whole soundsystem
Crocs in frocs have been placed in the toilets to keep you on ya toes, because we know ya love it you slags!
Spread the word like a bad rash
Invite ya nan
Invite ya nan
World champion Mongolian Throat Singing champions include:The Shuffle Brothers
Powello Bros
Esion
Rad
Ahsley Harrt
Heratiks
Powello Bros
Esion
Rad
Ahsley Harrt
Heratiks
FANCY DRESS TO UNIMPRESS: EASTER SLUT BUNNY SERIAL KILLER CUTE BUT PSYCHO JESUS SCHWARZENEGGER
As per usual 18+
8pm till at least 8:03pm
No Clubs and All Wubs!
FREE ENTRY
8pm till at least 8:03pm
No Clubs and All Wubs!
FREE ENTRY
Don’t be a duck egg or our sexy security will chuck ya in the river!
DOORS OPEN 8pm SEE YOU THERE!!